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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 14:40

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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